porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
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he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
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No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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