Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
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1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
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She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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