If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
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Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
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I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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