Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
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I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
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I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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