how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
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My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
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If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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