If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
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No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
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Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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