Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
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Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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