I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
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Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
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grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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