I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
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He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
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Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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