oh god the rape fog is back!
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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