He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
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All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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