Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
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Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
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There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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