This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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