i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
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his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
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in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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