Grow some girl-balls and come out already
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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