i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
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