Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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