I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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