Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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