I can text with my tongue
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Panties = found
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