She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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