Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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