My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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