You can't special order awesome
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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