You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
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Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
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Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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