porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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