If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
don't judge my taste in strippers
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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