There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
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Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
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The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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