Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
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I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
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her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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