he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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