Whod you bang
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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