I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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