Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Boobs speak an international language.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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