Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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