The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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