Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
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i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
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barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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