now i know why i became what i already was.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
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Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
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No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
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Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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