there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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