Im at strip club and am horny
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
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level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
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We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
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They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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