Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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