They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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