Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
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Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
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Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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