I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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