How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
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can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
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i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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