Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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