no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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