Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
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Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
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Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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