we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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