fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
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So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
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Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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