Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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