i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
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I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
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Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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