I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
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