2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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