we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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