yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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