woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Randomize
