If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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